Angry Man Dumps Coffee on Woman's Car, Apologizes (Kind Of)

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What we learned this week: there are a few guys out there looking for pot smoking "buddies" to hang out with, people still don't know the difference between "you're" and "your," and there are lots of curb alerts.

A Dunkin Debaucle (we didn't say drunken, we said Dunkin)

A man issued a heartfelt apology on Craigslist, saying he is sorry he perhaps made a woman pee her pants in the Dunkin Donuts Drive-Thru in Marlborough recently. Apparently, the man was enraged when he saw the woman chuck an old iced coffee cup out the window. In anger, he picked up the cup, knocked on the window, asked if she had dropped something, and dumped the old coffee on her car. Calling himself a "large man," he appears to still be enraged, warning the woman that she shouldn't return to this particular Dunkins.

The Whisk girl would like to withdraw her comment that she is married

A girl in the BJ's produce department in Northborough last week, calling herself the "Whisk girl," told you she was engaged. Turns out, she's not. She lied, and now she can't get you off her mind.

Can you sing the National Anthem?

A new professional sports team in Framingham is searching for singers to perform the National Anthem before the games, which are in April, May and June, at the home field.

Targeting an affair 

He was at Target in Milford last week, and so were you. He kept like you were "trying to make eye contact." "I know you were with your daughter. Guessing your [sic] married. So am I...but I'm still interested...maybe a coffee? Or a drink?"

If you've got lower back pain, you could make $450, and get relief

The Liberty Mutual Research Institute for Safety in Hopkinton is looking for candidates with lower back pain to participate in a four-month study. Participants will receive training in treatment techniques to administer at home. And ... they'll make $450.

Emotionally stable, non-player would love an extra-marital affair

Does this sound appealing? Well, read on!A 40-year-old man in the "MetroWest 'burbs" is seeking an affair with a woman. He thinks he is the ideal catch for such a thing: not arrogant, in good shape, handsome and clean. You're both looking for the same thing, he said, and he believes he's found the perfect escape ... right here through the miracle of Craigslist in the "strictly platonic" section.

Milford family needs a nanny, pronto

A family in Milford had a nanny, but one who sustained an injury that will not allow her to care for the kids the next few weeks. Therefore, a new nanny is needed immediately. "We are looking for someone who can provide a guiding hand and make sure that rules are followed, but allow the children to be creative and imaginative in their play...a tricky combination."

Semi-pro football coach needed

Football coaches are needed for a sem-pro team in Framingham. The team is looking to "add depth to our coaching staff at the semi-pro level." The commitment is two to three days a week, with a paid stipend.

And at the Dunkin "Doughuts" in "Shrewsburry"

Sadly, this man never had the nerve to ask you your name. You drive a blue Jeep Patriot, and he drives a blue Grand Cherokee (already it's meant to be!), and you would apparently race down Route 9 together every morning, meeting until your job changed. He didn't ask your name, but chances are he would have spelled it wrong.